total bummer. opening day at yankee stadium … the LAST opening day at said location … and it’s in a rain delay …

um, where in the heck is spring?!

we are dealing with a bunch of pathetic weather … and i’m MAD about it.

they are hoping to start the game after 2:00 p.m. brewers and cubs also starts at 2:00, but i dunno how that is going to happen because it’s raining in chi-town, too. in the meantime, we are watching kansas city at detroit. i’m indifferent about it.

it’s probably just as well that yanks are in a rain delay. i can’t put my yankee suit on right now because today i have been a drooling mess, liberally throwing in some reverse swallowing, barfing bananas and peaches on me and mommy. i’m not in any condition to be wearing pinstripes.

though, mets and marlins starts at 4:00 p.m. if i can get my mucous secretions under control, i can don my mets tee.

at least it’s sunny in florida.